45 Best Portugal Puns to Inspire Your Next Trip!

Are you a fan of wordplay? I mostly hate puns because they are usually awful! But, sometimes…they can crack me up for hours! When I traveled to Portugal last summer, my friend and I found a bunch of epic Portugal puns and we laughed so much using them every day. Let’s dive into this Portugal puns guide, hopefully with a delicious Pastel de Nata in your hand!

Portugal puns

beach in Ericeira: Praia de Sao Lourenço

Sao Lourenço beach in Ribamar, Portugal

Portugal is one of the most beautiful and picturesque countries in the world. With clear blue seas, cute villages and lovely wine regions, and beautiful islands like Madeira and the Azores, the country is a favorite for many travelers and digital nomads.

As conscious travelers though, we should be aware that some parts of Portugal are suffering from overtourism. Especially Lisbon is having a hard time being swamped with tourists and digital nomads. 

That’s why it is important, when traveling to Portugal, to choose your location carefully. If you want to visit hotspots like Lisbon or the Algarve, please go in the shoulder season. And if you can’t travel off-season, choose a lesser-known destination like Sistelo, Ferragudo, or Piodao.

There are hundreds of beautiful places in Portugal, so don’t go for the obvious but try to dig a little deeper into what the country has to offer. You’ll be surprised by what you’ll find!

That said, this is supposed to be a funny post. So here are the best Portugal puns to enjoy during your trip!

Do You like Pena-coladas?

Porto is tram-endous.
Portugal is da Bom Dia.

Eat, Praia, Love.

When in Lisbon, make sure to tagus a photo of the river.
Portuguese cuisine is egg-cellent, especially the Pastel de nata!
I’ll bacalhau it.
Algarve my name into the sand, to remember this trip forever.
Porto-up and enjoy the views!

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Praia de Ribeira d'Ilhas, Ericeira, Portugal

Beach of Praia de Ribeira d’Ilhas in Portugal

I’m ‘portu-galling‘ in love with this country.
This is Aveir-y charming town!
This cocktail is Ginja-uinely delicious!
I can’t re-Porto anything bad about this place.
If you are looking for surf-tacular waves, Ericeira is the place to be!
I’m going to over-doce on Portuguese pastries.
I like to travel to Faro-way places in the south of Portugal.
I don’t mean to Braga, but this place is utterly beautiful and I’m so happy to be here.
Roca the Casbah
A Porto-folio of memories

Funny Portugal Puns

Ericeira, Portugal

The cute streets of Ericeira in Portugal

Natathing left to eat for dessert?
We can en-Douro anything.
Portugal is a wine-derful destination, especially for oenophiles.
Portuguese pastries are egg-straordinary!
Algarve it to you straight, it’s paradise here!
Ginja-there, done that!
Tile-tally in love with Portuguese architecture.
Have you verde the news about this delicous Portuguese soup?
It would be a Sintrato miss out on Pena Palace.
I’ve Porto-gotten how to get back to my hotel.
Ready, set, Ginja!

Cute Portugal Puns

Porto, Portugal

Porto, Portugal

the Douro Valley is vine-d blowing.

Portugal is my fado-rite place in the world.

I hope our love is Evora-lasting.

Nata thing left to say after eating this custard tart.

I’m sardine-ly in love with Portuguese cuisine.
After this trip, we will live happily Evora-fter.
Algarve you a piece of my heart.

Lisbon puns

Lisbon to Ericeira: Lisbon, Portugal

Lisbon, Portugal

Let’s go Lisbon-ten to some Fado music tonight after dinner!
Lisbon: a place where it’s all uphill from here!
Don’t be Lisbon-informed, visit now!

Lisbon to your heart, when he’s calling for you…(Roxette song)

Un-tile next time Lisbon.
Lisbon Voyage!
Lisbon to me, this is the most wonderful place I’ve ever visited!

Portugal puns conclusion

Area around Ericeira, Portugal

There you go! I hope you enjoyed this list with Portugal puns!

Let me know in the comments below if you know any other Portugal puns and I’ll be happy to include them too!

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