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Are you a fan of puns? I must say I mostly hate them because most of the time they are really bad! But, sometimes…they can be genius! When I traveled to Greece this summer, we found a bunch of insanely funny Greek puns and we laughed our asses off using them daily. Especially the Greece puns about Greek food are hilarious. And did you know a very famous Wookiee warrior is also a big fan of Greek dessert? Let’s dive into this Greece puns guide!
Puns about Greece
Greece is without a doubt one of the most beautiful countries in the world. With emerald blue seas, rich ancient history, and thousands of Greek islands, the country is on many travelers’ bucket lists. As conscious travelers though, we should be aware that some parts of Greece are suffering from overtourism, especially islands like Santorini and Mykonos.
When traveling to Greece, choose your location carefully. If you want to visit hotspots like Santorini and Mykonos, please go in the shoulder season. And if you can’t travel off-season, choose a lesser-known destination like the beautiful Pelion peninsula or islands like Ikaria, Koufonisia, or Syros. Or, if you’re a city-hopper, visit Thessaloniki or Volos instead of Athens. There are a million beautiful places in Greece, so don’t go for the obvious but try to dig a little deeper into the country. You’ll be amazed at what you’ll find!
That said, this is supposed to be a funny post. So here we go with the best Greece puns! Enjoy!
All Rhodes lead to Greece.
Feta late than never!
That Greek dog is fancying a Barklava.
Some people say the Greeks should stop using Euros as a currency…I think they are being drachmatic.
If you travel to Greece, your trip will be ruin-ed.
should we make our trip to the Greek islands con-crete?
Our car broke down and we don’t have a sparta-re.
Can I find that song on youtube? No, on spartify.
I want to be dis-crete about my departure.
My son says that he identifies as a Greek string instrument. Honestly, I think he is a lyre.
It’s impossible to ruin this beautiful view.
Greeking out over these amazing coves and beaches!
Don’t be a Socra-tease!
Greece-y hair, don’t care!
I finished my drink, I better get Ellada one!
Chew-baklava.
What Athens at the Acropolis, stays at the Acropolis!
You have my full Athens-ion!
Let’s Delphi‘nto the ancient history of Greece.
What’s Athen-in?
So many bleu-tiful views in Santorini!
Port of me never want to leave Santorini.
Thera you are!
I’m going to seas the day in Santorini!
Kamari and orange, please!
Greece, I’m going to myth you.
When crossing the river, that Greek dog styx with me.
Let’s play hydra and seek!
I will be there in a minotaur two!
What a beautiful Pallas!
Will you dance with me to this Aphro-ditty?
You’re getting on Minerva!
My Apollo-gies!
You Odyssy this view!
I’m not cleaning this room, it’s Her-mes!
Thessaloniki just ouzos with charm.
You’re my fava-rite!
I’m a freddo I’m in love with Greece.
I can be your gyro!
You feta eat your cheese!
I ate some bad moussaka, now I falafel.
There you go! I hope you enjoyed this list with Greece puns! Let me know in the comments below if you know any other Greek puns and I’ll be happy to include them too! YAMAS!
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