99 Funny London Puns to Have a Great Laugh

Welcome to this blog post about London puns, where the city’s rich history and iconic landmarks collide with wordplay. From the Tower Bridge’s “towerific” structure to the Queen’s Guard standing “stone-faced” outside Buckingham Palace, puns can be great fun during your trip. Whether strolling along the “Thames-mazing” riverside or indulging in a “British-tea-ful” afternoon, these puns will surely make you laugh your heart out when visiting London’s monuments. Grab your “Brit-ish” sense of humor and let’s go!

London puns

London, UK

London is a city brimming with fun and flair. Aside from the famous landmarks, it also boosts a lovely alternative scene, great second-hand shopping, and exquisite vegan restaurants for conscious travelers.

But: you are not here for food and fashion!

When traveling to London, you are probably keen on visiting the majestic Big Ben, the iconic Tower Bridge, and the world-famous Buckingham Palace on your England itinerary with in between a stop for afternoon tea.

Here are some great puns to accompany you on your trip to London!

London eye puns

London puns: London Eye, London, Uk

“My relationship with London is eye-deal.“

“Keep you’re London Eye on the prize.”

“London, Eye’m a fan!”

“You’re the apple of my London Eye!”

“Eye came, Eye saw, Eye conquered.”

“Can eye resist the puns?”

“Eye spy.”

“Listening to eye-tunes while I wait to get on the London Eye.”

“Eye am totally digging the London Eye.”

“Eye can see clearly now.”

“Eye can’t believe the view from the London Eye.”

Tower bridge puns

London puns: Tower Bridge, London, UK

“Let’s cross that Tower Bridge when we get to it.”

“I’m very pond of you, London.”

“When visiting the city, you just need to Tower and bear it.”

Fish and chips puns

London puns: Fish and chips, London, UK

“It’s great to have friend-chip goals.”

“Time ‘fries’ whenever I’m with you.”

“Sometimes good food is so so-fish-ticated.”

“Chip shop chips sound so a-peeling right now.”

“I’ve been ‘herring’ a rumor about a new chip shop in town, cod we check it out?”

English food puns

“If they were going to make a British food version of ‘Game Of Thrones’, they’d name it ‘Game Of Scones’.”

“Thank you so much for pudding up with my mess!”

“I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It’s ‘soda pressing’.”

The English baker could never play the ‘crumpet’ really well.

Buckingham palace puns

London puns: Buckingham Palace, London, UK

“Visiting Buckingham Palace, but I’m having a bad heir day.”

“Home is where the palace is.”

“I’m in a Harry to get to London.”

“Feeling like a Queen in London.”

“Where do royal British ducks live? In Duckingham Palace.”

“The queen was really empress-ed with my girlfriend.”

“The biggest mammal at the Palace is the Prince of Wales.”

“What did the man say to the Queen when she had allergies? Bless you your sinus.”

Puns about the river Thames

London puns: river Thames, London, UK

“I can’t be Thamed.”

“Having the best Thames in London.”

“That info about the Thames really isn’t current.”

“Watching the River Thames is one of the world’s most famous live streams.”

“I know a great Sturgeon near the Thames who performs great operations.”

“The River Thames is pretty ex-stream.”

“The Thames is just too mainstream for me.”

General London puns

London puns: British phone booths

“Let’s namastay in London forever.”

“I am Lon-done.”

“Don’t rain on my London parade!”

“Soho in love with this city.”

“Chel-see you later London!”

“Just Paddington up my case for London!”

“London fundon!”

“London like you!”

“The street art in London is very ad-mural-able.”

“Talk British to me.”

“I love you a Dals-ton.”

“.The traffic in London is like a Piccadilly Circus.”

“The perfect west-end to the perfect trip.”

“London calling!”

“The curious case of Benjamin London.”

“This little piggy went to Camden Market.”

“A baker’s London.”

High Tea puns

London puns: British scones

“Everything I brew, I brew for you.“

“Sticks and scones may break my bones…”

“London is my cup of tea.”

“Time to par-tea in London!”

“I’m bad to the scone.”

“You don’t know what you’ve got til it’s scone.”

“In London, there’s always Thames for tea.”

“London is really tea-riffic.”

“50 Shades of Earl Gray.”

“What a brew-tiful day!”

“Don’t be chai.”

“You should walk a Chamo-mile in my shoes.”

“Taking life one scone at a time.”

“Here’s the hot tea from London.”

“Let’s cross that London Bridge when we come to it.”

British weather puns

London puns: rain in London

“I wanted to grab a pic of London fog, but I mist.”

“About to enjoy the Showers of London.”

“In winter, London makes a great frostimpression.”

“The cold here is snowjoke.”

“Trying to make our way around London, but we don’t have the foggiest idea where we are!”

“The fog was so thick we mist our tour.”

“Don’t let the British weather fog-et your plans.”

“What do you call a negative fog? Apessi-mist.”

London underground puns

London puns: the underground

“I keep my Stockwell up of puns!”

“Euston, we have a problem!”

“Totally tubular.”

“I’m absolutely Tubes-macked by London’s underground.”

“I can’t Stanmore of these jokes!”

“You can always bank on the Tube being on time.”

Big Ben puns

Big Ben, London, UK

“Here I go to Big Ben on my own.”

“Whoops, I did it Big Ben.”

“I’m absolutely Big-Bent on visiting London again.”

“Where have you Ben all my life?”

“On a big ben-der.”

“Friends with big ben-efits.”

“Enjoying hour day at Big Ben.”

“Apparently, he’s a big ben deal around here.”

“It’s about time you saw Big Ben.”

“Are you clocking kidding me?”

“Tick-tock, it’s Big Ben o’clock!”

“Feeling ticked off at Big Ben.”

Hyde park puns

Hyde park, London, UK

“That was a wild ‘Hyde’.”

“Stop Hyde-ing from me!”

“Let’s hyde in the park!”

London puns: final thoughts

London

There you go! I hope this post helped you to unleash your inner punster. Let me know in the comments below if you think there’s a pun missing and I will gladly add it to the list!

ENJOY!

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