Is a weekend in Amsterdam on your bucket list? You are not the only one! The world-famous capital of The Netherlands has something for everyone. From 17th-century-old buildings and mesmerizing canals to the coffee shop culture and Amsterdam beaches, the city surely knows how to attract people from all over the world. Aside from that, they are also putting in great efforts to make the city as sustainable as possible. The city is dotted with green spaces and is often referred to as “the city of bikes” making it a joy to discover its districts in an eco-friendly way. Amsterdammers are proud of their city and many of the best quotes in this article are from people who actually live in Amsterdam and love to celebrate their city.
The picturesque canals of Amsterdam
While the Red Light District, Anne Frank’s house, and a coffee shop are probably on your wishlist when you can only spend 24 hours in Amsterdam, there are plenty more things to discover in the city that are more of the beaten path and reflect the true local spirit of Amsterdam.
The best way and fastest way to do this as a conscious traveler is to book a tour with the guys of Free alternative tour Amsterdam! On this tour, you’ll discover the underground scene in the city of hidden gems! You’ll learn how cycling became a part of the Dutch DNA, where to find the best Street Art, and which corners of the city are the coziest for a coffee or a cocktail.
Many Amsterdammers will tell you that you won’t find the soul of Amsterdam in a coffee shop so ask around and listen to the tips of people who know the city best. Also, there are a bunch of great souvenirs that you can buy in Amsterdam that go beyond cheese and clogs!
And suppose you want to do something extraordinary. In that case, there are many crazy things to do in Amsterdam too like visiting a museum completely dedicated to cats or taking a ride on Europe’s highest swing.
But…Anyway! This post is supposed to be about Amsterdam quotes! So let’s get on with that!
Muntplein, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
If you are looking for the best amsterdam quotes online, then you have come to the right place. I have collected a whole bunch of quotes about Amsterdam for you, the city that is often referred to as the ‘Veice of the North’ because of its many canals!
My personal favorites are in the “Amsterdam quotes about travel”-section but you can find plenty more great quotes in the other sections too.
The post ends with some Amsterdam captions you can use for Instagram and I couldn’t hold myself back from also posting a few funny puns so you will end reading this article with a smile on your face. Enjoy!
Amsterdam Canals, The Netherlands.
“When you mention you’ll be making a stopover in Amsterdam, you get a reaction I can only describe as semi-collegiate. A knowing look … as if there can really only be 2 reasons you’d go to this lovely little city of canals.”
Anthony Bourdain
“Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth, it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.”
John Green
“Amsterdam was a great surprise to me. I had always thought of Venice as the city of canals; it had never entered my mind that I should find similar conditions in a Dutch town.”
James Weldon Johnson
“I think Amsterdam is to Holland what New York is to America in a sense. It’s a metropolis, so it’s representative of Holland, but only a part of it – you know, it’s more extreme, there’s more happening, it’s more liberal and more daring than the countryside in Holland is.”
Anton Corbijn
"Amsterdam is known as a trouble-some city and the Amsterdammers are troublesome people but perhaps that's why the heart of the Netherlands is beating most strongly in Amsterdam."
Geert Mak
Amsterdam is famous as the city where everyone cycles, from young to old, from rich to poor, and from hipster to average joe. That might be a slight exaggeration on the current situation but a great goal for the bicycle city of the future.
Marjolein De Lange
“The Dutch life is beautifully attuned to the deliberate pace of bicycle riding. It has the same calm and slow rhythm which allows the Hollander time off for coffee in the middle of the morning, for tea in the afternoon, and tea again in the evening. . . . To a Dutchman a bicycle becomes a matter of individual expression, almost a part of the body, controlled subconsciously and leaving him free to meditation.
Pete Jordan
"I'm scared of audiences. One show in Amsterdam I was so nervous, I escaped out the fire exit. I've thrown up a couple of times. Once in Brussels, I projectile vomited on someone. I just gotta bear it. But I don't like touring. I have anxiety attacks a lot."
Adele
“Amsterdam lives and breathes creativity. One moment you walk into a building from the 17th century and the next you find yourself in a hub of creative start-up companies.”
Marcel Wanders
“I never knew such silence could exist in the midst of a bustling city until I came to Amsterdam.”
Anne Frank
“Amsterdam is a city of passion and freedom. More than anywhere else in Europe, it is a city where the tourist’s money makes the native happy.”
Albert Camus
Eye filmmuseum, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
“If you can’t go to Indonesia for its food, go to Amsterdam.”
Anthony Bourdain
“I didn’t know you even could get arrested in Amsterdam.”
Tana French (The Witch Elm)
“In Europe, I always have fun bike riding in Amsterdam.”
Ezra Koenig
“In Amsterdam, the water is the mistress and the land the vassal.”
Félix Martí Ibáñez
"The famous Red Light District, where you can fuck an Eastern European prostitute in the pooper at competitive prices."
Anthony Bourdain
“In Amsterdam, the river and canals have been central to city life for the last four centuries.”
Janet Echelman
"The curious Dutch classification "gedogen", which means ‘technically illegal but officially tolerated."
Russell Shorto
Cycling nowadays is tantamount to attempting suicide.”
Pete Jordan
“The more I see of Amsterdam, the more I long to see.”
Rembrandt
“To stay young while growing old, head to Amsterdam.”
Robert Breault
"And in Amsterdam, you learn that a night out dancing is good for the soul."
Brendan Hunt
Streets of Amsterdam, The Netherlands.
"Amsterdam’s my favourite place to visit."
Bianca Del Rio
“In Amsterdam, I took a room in a small hotel located in the Jordann District and after lunch in a café went for a walk in the western parts of the city. In Flaubert’s Alexandria, the exotic had collected around camels, Arabs peacefully fishing and guttural cries. Modern Amsterdam provided different but analogous examples: buildings with elongated pale-pink bricks stuck together with curiously white mortar, long rows of narrow apartment blocks from the early twentieth century, with large ground-floor windows, bicycles parked outside every house, street furniture displaying a certain demographic scruffiness, an absence of ostentatious buildings, straight streets interspersed with small parks…..In one street lines with uniform apartment buildings, I stopped by a red front door and felt an intense longing to spend the rest of my life there.
Alain De Botton (The art of travel)
"I love Amsterdam. The city is vibrant and alive. It’s fresh and so open. It’s definitely one of my favorite places."
Stefon Harris
“Without someone to talk to, every sight I saw—whether it was the Trevi Fountain or a canal in Amsterdam—felt simply like a name on a list that I needed to check off.”
Jojo Moyes (After you)
“You could spend your time with your nose buried in a guidebook, but Amsterdam really is best explored on foot, so you can stumble upon the city’s hidden gems. The architecture and the beauty of some of the buildings is also wonderful.”
Gregory Porter
“In Amsterdam, the bike…crappy old bikes actually…are the kings of the road. Even cars fear them. You better look both ways.”
Anthony Bourdain
"Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist."
Julie Burchill
“I dropped my pants in a tattoo parlour in Amsterdam. I woke up in a waterbed with this funky-looking dragon with a blue tongue on my hip. I realized I made a mistake, so a few months later I got a cross to cover it. When my pants hang low, it looks like I’m wearing a dagger!”
Angelina Jolie
“The historical center of Amsterdam. Home to the royal palace, tourists and…very strange people.”
Anthony Bourdain
“Amsterdam is a breeding ground for new creative pursuits in many areas fuelled by a tolerance and openness to ideas unlike any other city I’ve been to. There is something for everyone here, especially when you dare to go off the beaten path.”
Marcel Wanders
“The thing that first knocked me out about Amsterdam, even on the coldest, greyest February day, was its beauty. The houses rise, red and grey, and seem to float swanlike above the canals. The sheen on the water is olive-green, and mallards with their brilliant emerald heads slide gravely under the bridges. if you close your eyes you can see the city peopled again by those who built it - seventeenth century burghers in their black coats, rich from trading with the Indies.”
Jilly Cooper (Jolly Superlative)
“I can be a bit nerdy so I need a good, clearly marked map, as you can miss out on some of the coolest places in Amsterdam if you don’t have a wander down the little side streets.”
Gregory Porter
“San Francisco is a lot like Amsterdam – free, open-minded and casual – though I expected better weather.”
Marcel Wanders
“Amsterdam: city of tolerance…though, chances are your louder drinkers are from elsewhere and not all Amsterdammers, by any means, are smoking indo. Many, if not most, of the people taking a plastic, fantastic joyride to the center of your mind on the barstools of coffee shops are tourists. It’s a legal novelty, and one way to kick back on a layover… not that I would ever, ever do such a thing.”
Anthony Bourdain
"Most visitors to Amsterdam will wander into the red-light district out of sheer curiosity. The narrow streets are mostly safe day and night – just don’t try to take pictures of the women working in the windows."
David Hewson
“My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.”
Terry Pratchett
“Amsterdam. It is so cute and quaint. I rode bicycles around the city and through the tiny little streets, rented a paddleboat and had a picnic lunch on the canals.”
Bridget Marquardt
“I had been to Amsterdam a couple of times with Eric; we loved the museums and the Concertgebouw (it was here that I first heard Benjamin Britten’s Peter Grimes, in Dutch). We loved the canals lined with tall, stepped houses; the old Hortus Botanicus and the beautiful seventeenth-century Portuguese synagogue; the Rembrandtplein with its open-air cafés; the fresh herrings sold in the streets and eaten on the spot; and the general atmosphere of cordiality and openness which seemed peculiar to the city.”
Oliver Sacks (On the Move: A Life)
"Sometimes it just means flying from Bogota to New York via Amsterdam to have a day with your kids. When we spend time with them, I think we do our utmost best to be really with them - on vacations or during weekends or even at breakfast in the morning."
Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands
Anne Frank, Madame Tussauds, Amsterdam, The Netherlands.
I really wanted to include a few quotes on Amsterdam about World War II in this post. Many people visit the Anne Frank Museum while they are in Amsterdam. It’s important to learn about these things and remember these events so history won’t repeat itself.
There are also some great tours in Amsterdam covering the story of Anne Frank and some World War II events.
"None inspires and challenges me more than the verzetsmuseum in Amsterdam, even after many visits, so I encourage anyone with a real interest in this subject to go there first. "
Mary Dingee Fillmore
“But I looked out of the open window too, over a large area of Amsterdam, over all the roofs and on to the horizon, which was such a pale blue that it was hard to see the dividing line. "As long as this exists," I thought, "and I may live to see it, this sunshine, the cloudless skies, while this lasts, I cannot be unhappy.”
Anne Frank
“I have always lived in Amsterdam. During the war, we inhabited the Rivieren neighbourhood where many Jews lived at the time. Our downstairs neighbours were Jews, and there were also Jews a few houses from us. We saw how they were rounded up and taken away. That made a very great impression on me.”
Els Borst
"In de mid-1960's, Amsterdam became a typical youth city. The post-war generation wanted to live on their own, in the heart of the city. Woman's emancipation and the contraceptive pill allowed them to delay starting a family and thus a group of older youth developed, for whom the open spaces of the city became a second home."
Geert Mak (Amsterdam: a brief life of the city)
“The Annex is an ideal place to hide in. It may be damp and lopsided, but there’s probably not a more comfortable hiding place in all of Amsterdam. No, in all of Holland.”
Anne Frank
Thre are lots of birds, especially pigeons, in Amsterdam.
“And if Amsterdam was hell, and if hell was a memory, then he realized that perhaps there was some purpose to his being lost. Cut off from everything that was familiar to him, unable to discover even a single point of reference, he saw that his steps, by taking him nowhere, were taking him him nowhere but into himself. He was wandering inside himself, and he was lost. Far from troubling him, this state of being lost because a source of happiness, of exhilaration. He breathed it into his very bones. As if on the brink of some previously hidden knowledge, he breathed it into his very bones and said to himself, almost triumphantly: I am lost.”
Paul Auster (The Invention of Solitude)
“the smell of canals and cigarette smoke, all the people sitting outside the cafés drinking beer, saying their r's and g's in a way I'd never learn. I missed the future. Obviously I knew even before this recurrence that I'd never grow old with Augustus Waters. But thinking about Lidewij and her boyfriend, I felt robbed. I would probably never again see the ocean from thirty thousand feet above, so far up you can't make out the waves or any boats, so that the ocean is a great and endless monolith. I could imagine it. I could remember it. But I couldn't see it again, and it occurred to me that the voracious ambition of humans is never sated by dreams coming true, because there is always the thought that everything might be done better and again. That is probably true even if you live to be ninety.”
John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)
“It was Begbie who ensured he could never return. He had done what he wanted to do. He could now never go back to Leith, to Edinburgh, even to Scotland, ever again. There, he could not be anything other than he was. Now, free from them all, for good, he could be what he wanted to be. He'd stand or fall alone. This thought both terrified and excited him as he contemplated life in Amsterdam.”
Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting)
“What the world thought made little difference. Rembrandt had to paint. Whether he painted well or badly didn't matter; painting was the stuff that held him together as a man. The chief value of art, Vincent, lies in the expression it gives to the artist. Rembrandt fulfilled what he knew to be his life purpose; that justified him. Even if his work had been worthless, he would have been a thousand times more successful than if he had put down his desire and become the richest merchant in Amsterdam."
Irving Stone (Lust for Life)
“I’d asked the same question a few years earlier in Amsterdam and learned that in the Netherlands you’re more apt to bring a disease into it. “Like if someone drives in a crazy way, it’s normal to call them a cholera sufferer,” a Dutch woman told me. “Either that or a cancer whore.”
David Sedaris (Calypso)
“Early the next morning, they were on a tram out to the far edge of Amsterdam. Ginny liked the tram. It was like an overgrown toy train that had gotten loose on the streets. She looked out and saw the Netherlands wobbling by - its ancient houses and constant canals and people in practical shoes.”
Maureen Johnson (13 Little Blue Envelopes)
“Look, it is snowing! Oh, I must go out! Amsterdam asleep in the white night, the dark jade canals under the little snow-covered bridges, the empty streets, my muted steps--there will be purity, even if fleeting, before tomorrows mud.
Albert Camus (The Fall)
“I’ve been in Amsterdam, I’ve been able to enjoy many aspects of cycling here. One thing I have not been able to do yet is bike with my sweetheart. But now that you’re here, I’m so excited to ride around town with you among all the thousands of other cyclists while I hold your wrist or you hold mine.”
Pete Jordan (In the City of Bikes: The Story of the Amsterdam Cyclist)
“Then, with an extended, falling glissando of disgust, the whole string section, plus flutes and piccolo, surged toward the brass, leaving the music critic and his deed - an early evening frites and mayonnaise on Oude Hoogstraat - illuminated under a lonely chandelier.”
Ian McEwan (Amsterdam)
“Historic Amsterdam, that old part you first see when you turn up at Centraal Station, may have its monuments, but it’s also the most tawdry and overcrowded part of the city.’
David Hewson
"When I wrote my book about Amsterdam, the main objective was to talk about the city's creativity rather than just its design."
Marcel Wanders
Amsterdam quotes: a beautiful sunrise over the canals.
"I lived on a houseboat in Amsterdam for a year. It was intense, and it’s possible that I even had a few blackouts."
Wolfgang Beltracchi
"Amsterdam is in many ways the last great champion of food from a wall: automat style dining."
Anthony Bourdain
"It’s hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy."
Oliver Markus Malloy
“When the Internet arrived in Ireland… it was like having Amsterdam’s Red-Light District in your living room.”
Tom Dunne
“I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day. David Letterman’s heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman’s heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam. I think Kaufman had more fun.”
Howard stern
"I don't have a problem with saying, 'I love you.' I probably said it to the whole of the red-light district in Amsterdam when I was about 21."
Shaun Ryder
"Last time I was here I slept in a park because I spent all my money on hash and hookers."
Anthony Bourdain
“Call me a pig, but isn’t it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they’re still laying out the cutlery in achingly hip Barcelona, they’re hanging the closed sign on the restaurant doors of old Amsterdam.”
Julie Burchill
"My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them."
Terry Pratchett
“They go to Amsterdam to see a famous writer, but they really go to Amsterdam to have sex.”
Kathleen Glasgow (How to Make Friends with the Dark)
(On Dutch brown cafes or neighborhood pubs) "After being somewhat concerned that this was some sort of underground thing for German fetishists, I was informed that they're actually bars."
Anthony Bourdain
"Amsterdam is not Holland. It is a city that attracts people from all over Holland. And lots of international tourists and party people."
Eddy De Clercq
“Jan-Peter offered to teach me the language of Amsterdam’s Red-Light District… but after his first phrase ‘Using the back door will cost you double’ I withdrew my request.”
Christina Garcia
"My parents married in 1959 and came to Amsterdam on honeymoon. That was a huge thing, event, for them. Now my children fly off for the weekend to Riga, Prague, or Barcelona."
Frans Timmermans
Bourbon Street, an excellent live music venue in Amsterdam.
Amsterdam has a lively music scene! Be sure to check out Bourbon Street to discover some great Dutch bands and foreign bands playing jazz, blues, should and folk music.
"I'm sorry, mother... I'm sorry, I let you down, well, these days I'm fine, no these days I tend to lie, I'll take the Western train, just by the side of Amsterdam, just by my left brain, just by the side of the Tin Man."
Imagine dragons
"all inside our Amsterdam she hides, watery-eyed, that howling wind, she’s waving hi, her other hand’s in mine. oh silhouette, she’s growing tall and fine, she’s got my back, she’ll follow me down every street, no matter what my crime."
Gregory Alan Isakov
"In the ports of Amsterdam, there's a sailor who drinks, and he drinks and he drinks, and he drinks once again. He'll drink to the health, of the whores of Amsterdam, who have given their bodies, to a thousand other men."
Bolshoi
"Amsterdam must have more than a million people. But the only area where jazz is really profitable and successful in an economic sense is in Japan. That's because they haven't been exposed enough."
Norman Granz
"I get inspired in certain places. You have to write in places like Amsterdam or Paris or New Zealand, when you're standing on a yacht, looking out at the middle of the ocean."
Action Bronson
Windmills in Amsterdam.
“I am a village boy, and Amsterdam for me was always the big town.”
Anton Corbijn
"Many visitors come to Amsterdam with a list of things to do while here: get high, motorboat a hooker, that sort of thing."
Anthony Bourdain
“Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the centre.”
John Green
“Location: Amsterdam, Where Fire Is Called “Vlam”."
Kristin Cashore
"But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script."
Dick Van Dycke
More Amsterdam canals!
“I love Amsterdam. The city is vibrant and alive. It’s fresh and so open. It’s definitely one of my favourite places.”
Stefon Harris
“Stand outside De Eland on the Berenstraat Bridge over the Prinsengracht and you see what real Amsterdam life is like.”
David Hewson
Here people cycled with a reckless swagger, talking on the phone and eating breakfast.
David Nicholls
“And things are about to get pretty crazy in this alleyway. Even for Amsterdam.”
Gayle Forman
“Amsterdam: Where the pendulum swings from God to a guilder.”
Jessie Burton
→ Also read: Is it safe to drink tap water in Amsterdam?
“Hands up if you’ve fallen in love with Amsterdam!”
“Amsterdam – the city of bikes”
“Do it for the Amstergram!”
“AmsterDAMN!”
‘I left my heart in Amsterdam.’
Amsterdam - My favorite city to pedal around in.
"Amsterdam, a city of sin and canals."
“Experience the magic of Amsterdam with every step.”
“Exploring the city of dreams on two wheels.”
“Living my best life in this beautiful city called Amsterdam.”
“Exploring the rich history and culture of Amsterdam.”
"Dutch Courage."
"Amsterdam is always a good idea."
Rijksmuseum Amsterdam
"A'dam good view!"
"Amstel in love with Amsterdam."
“Dam Good Vibes!"
"Amsterdam is a gouda city!"
"I'm having A'dam good time!"
"I don't give a Dam about the rain!"
"People are real cycle-paths in Amsterdam!"
"Amsterspamming you with pictures of my trip!"
"Nethermind, I'll have another Amstel."
"Dam, where can we find some stroopwafels on the go?"
Amsterdam canal quotes
There you go! I hope you enjoyed this curated list with the best quotes about Amsterdam. You can use them for schoolwork or to add to a social media post.
What do you think is the best quote on Amsterdam? Let me know in the comments below! And if know any other amazing Amsterdam quotes or Instagram captions for Amsterdam let me know that too!
In addition, I also love fabulous Amsterdam sayings or if you have invented a remarkable Amsterdam phrase yourself while you were visiting the city, please drop a line below! I would love to hear from you!
If you are traveling to the Netherlands, it’s also worth it to pay a visit to Rotterdam! It’s smaller in size but nevertheless a charming and safe city to explore full of great museums, vintage stores, vegan restaurants, and hotspots for conscious travelers.
ENJOY!
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Candy
As an Amsterdam resident, I love the perspective these quotes offer on our city. The weather here is often a point of debate, but it truly contributes to the unique character of Amsterdam – be it the misty mornings enhancing the beauty of our canals, or the sunny afternoons perfect for cycling around town.